Smoke to get High, Because the World is so Low

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

pleasantgoose:

pleasantgoose:

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

(via bluntgirl)

— 1 week ago with 405816 notes
Anonymous asked: how do you give a bj


Answer:

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

— 1 week ago with 224709 notes
iamnotdoingshittoday:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Dumblebee.

iamnotdoingshittoday:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Dumblebee.

(via meganog)

— 1 week ago with 307012 notes